I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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