the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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