so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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