i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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