Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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