bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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