I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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