As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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