come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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