I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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