I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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