remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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