it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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