All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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