I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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