Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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