Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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