he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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