If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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