I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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Oh Jesus.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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