did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
