ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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