i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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