i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I AM VODKA MAN
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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