Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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