Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
