I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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