I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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