My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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