yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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