Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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