my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Moan for me like Helen Keller
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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