Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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