is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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