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Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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