i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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