You're completely useless in the revolution.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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