Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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