i think i have two assholes
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
