They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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