do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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