I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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