More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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