Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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