drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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