I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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