everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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