chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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