So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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