nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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