so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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